Rap

berso se main  krne pyar chla , ja bewafa tera hove bhla , khmbe share mene rate gujari ,
tu bde bap di tenu chahidi firari , banka ch tere account bhtere , tere ta piche asi uthte sawere
dosto se leke paise bne si nawab , bhade de tatuva nal puchde jawab , sanu ki dekhe ki kardi
isare , tere ta piche rehge ladke kuware ,




i m  not a pagal , i m  not a c , dont give us tention jee bhar ke pee .
ladkiya to hajar hai , mehnga mera pyar hai , horror si sakal teri ,
lomdi sa kirdar hai , faltu na time mera , faltu na heart
mar ke chpet , de dende revert , dil ke hai raja apa
man ke hai saf , dusri patalu kar do g maf ,


jad khuldia botla , pinde mere yar ni , na ched sadi toli nu ,  pad ni ae mar ni
sada chlda ae nam sadi chldi ae yari , sidhi kardeya baat apa karde na jari
jad jipsi te jande apa kardeya soor , ghth na samjhi , rakh deya 12 boor
dunia kardiye nakal , ham jesa na koi or ......na koi or .....na koi or .....


chldi jave jo kudi nu main pukar da , hoke khda bala nu swar da .
vesa ta chnga si g apna style  , kudiya bhi pas kardi sanu .
dil ki dhak dhak jese bajti gitar , kudiya nu kehnda tu phla mera pyar
har gali ch apni bhi jaan si , muskila to bnayi hai pehchan g .
city de munde kare apni hi rees , free mai dende tution ,
lende na koi fees . rap de badsah gali gali hunde ne
sun ke rap sada jal jal sunde ne . vese ta apni bhi alag hi toor si ,
rap ta rap sade bola witch joor si , vekh lo koi athe panga na pana
sun ke rap sada nomber na milana . ........hahahahahahahahahaha

mast me mast

       Mast , me mast, mast , me mast

1.       Dil me bs ak arman ho, arman ho, arman ho,

2.       Hero see ak pahchan ho,  pahchan ho, pahchan ho,

3.       Rukh mod de jo tufano ka, tufano ka- 2

4.       Doliyon me itni jaan ho, jaan ho, ha jaan ho,

Mast, me mast, mast , me mast

 Rap 1 Ab suno meri gal main ta aag lga du

        2. Har surmo ko mitti me mila du

        3.  Na chhed mujhe tu pachtayga kya lohe se takrayega -2

        4. hu jra sa hat ja re chhokre, hu jra sa fat ja re chhokre

        5. hu mar tu khayega, hu bda hi pachhtayga

            Mast , me mast, mast , me mast

1.       Jis raste pe ham jate hai wo rasta kyon saaf hai,

2.       No Amrika no Afrika yahan har galti kyo maaf hai,

3.       Koi  marta hai, koi jeeta hai, koi gam me hai, koi peeta hai,

4.       Is gam ko tu bs bhul ja, pee thanda or cool ja - 2

Mast, me mast ,mast, me mast

Rap…. Hey – hey- hey- hey-hey

1.       Kyo mujhko tu take, kyon lambi-2 fake

2.       Kyo mujhko tu ghure tere din huye pure

3.       [ ak dar rakh kayeko uchhlata hai—

Ye galti nhi tera galta hai]----2

4.       Hu jra sa hat ja re chhokre—hu jra sa fat ja re chhokre

5.       hu mar tu khayega, hu bda hi pachhtayga

mast , me mast, mast , me mast

kash koi hota

kash koi hota hamsafar to vo vaar karta , dil dhadakta uska bhi mujhe bekarar karta -2
teri akhon mai base pyar ko chura lunga main , tere bikhre armano ko saja dunga main
teri akhon ki chamak ne jo haseen khwab dekha , main na janu ki mene kya din raat dekha
tere dar pe jo deewana tera intjar karta , bin dekhe hi jane kyo tera deedar karta
loot gaya jo bhi , teri mehfil mai hai pyar karta
hote tum u na bewafa to main ijhar karta
kash koi hota hamsafar to vo vaar karta , dil dhadakta uska bhi mujhe bekarar karta -2


arjh kiya hai

Aaj to dhokha khaya hai mene kya hmesa yehi chalta rhega
arre main to har baar ek sanam badlunga kya vo bhi badalta rhega

u na tu dekh mujhe main tera deewana hu , kal talak jo tha tera apna ab begana hu
kal ki vo bate vo massage vo najrana hu , beete lamho se jo gujra vo jamana hu
chod ke na ja bedardi main parvana hu -2
kash koi hota hamsafar to vo vaar karta , dil dhadakta uska bhi mujhe bekarar karta -2


mere jane ke bad meri yaad ayegi , meri hasti meri dunia tujhe tadpayegi
rona na chahoge , fir bhi bada rulayegi
fir kisko khoge apna , kise apnayegi
main to marke bhi , tujhe apna deedar dunga
apni minnat apne sajde wafa pyar dunga
apne dil mai rakhunga tujhko jaan waar dunga
kash koi hota hamsafar to vo vaar karta , dil dhadakta uska bhi mujhe bekarar karta -2

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Facebook Love

Ek baar do dosto ne facebook pe alag alag naam se
id banayi .Dono chating karne lage or fir dono mai
se ek ko pyar ho gaya or dusra net pe flert karne laga .
yehi silsila kafi din chla . fir unmai se ek bola ki
yar kya net se kabhi pyar ho skta hai fir dusra bola
pyar ka to pata nahi par flert jarure ho skta . 
fir unmai se ek bola ki mujhe net pe kisi girl se pyar
ho gaya hai fir dusra bola ki ye to achi baat hai uski id
bata mujhe fir dusra bola ki nahi tu pta lega use tu bada
sateer hai na . fir vo bola ki mat bata lakin party to banti
hai boss . party dene ke bad dost fir se apni net girl se chat
karne laga fir vo us girl se bola ki mujhe
milna hai apse , girl ne kaha ki kal
syam nehru park mai Aa jana . uski khusi ka thikana na raha
vo apne dost se bola ki main 2 dino ke liye bahar ja raha
hu apna khyal rakhna jese hi vo park mai pahucha usne kya
dekha ki kuch log ek ladki ke sath jabardasti
kar rahe hai jo help ke liye joor joor se chila rahi thi .
usne socha ki sayad yehi uski
net girl hai . lakin jab tak ladka uske pass paucha ladki
ka dam nikal chuka tha
un sabhi ne milkar us ladke ko fassa dala vo sara case us
ladke ke naam ho gaya .
sari inqueary hone ke baad jab raaz khula to pata chala ki vo
piche 2 mahino se apne usi friend se baat kar raha tha .
jo uske itna kareeb tha . 

                                         

 ye panchi jane kya gunguna rahe hai , ye ped mujhe kyo bha rahe hai
 ye pani kyo itna sant hai , kya sahi mayno mai yehi akant hai
 ye havaye kyo chal rahi hai , ye fizaye kyo badal rahi hai
 ye nila asman sayad kuch kehna chahta hai , ye nila pani bhi sayad behna chahta hai
 vo subak kar ati kisi ki narm ahe jese faili ho mere liye kisi ki bahe
 vo kapti si najar mano tham si gayi ho , vo nili akhen mano nam si gayi ho .
 hai najar ata saf vo pani magar jane kyo ek barf jam si gayi ho .
 Har ek javab ka ek javab deta hu , apne dusman ko bhi katal karne pe sabab deta hu
 jab mera koi ho nahi skta to main kese man lu ki koi mere liye ro nahi skta .
 sayad intjar karta hu , main bhi kisi haseena se bepanha pyar karta hu
 vo uska sermana haye mujhe gale se lagana , pani bherne ke bahane se mujhse
 milne ana , gussa dikha kar mujhe bada stana , fir mera vo ruth jane
 apne julfo ki mahek or chand asuo ki behak se mujhe mana , kya ye hakiqat hai
 ya fir ek khwab hai main to Aaj bhi vahi RAjherry hu , jo ek ankahi kitab hai .
 Aaj koi chehra daga kar gaya , karke mujhse mohobat khud ko bewafa kar gaya .

entertain seen

        
                 < seen >

story >  two guys are entertain the peoples and beg the money .

carrector > Raj , mukesh .


                < Dilogs >

Raj > yaar mukesh bade din ho gaye entertain kiye .

Mukesh > ha yaar

Raj > chal kuch karte hai .

Mukesh > kuch kya bazar mai dance karega .

Raj > good idea .

Mukesh > oh no

Raj > oh yes or ha tera cemra stop ni hona chahiye .

chahe mujhe koi mare bhi .

Mukesh > ok , jesi apki merji .

Raj > inhi logo ne , inhi logo ne ,

inhi logo ne le china dupta mera . [ bazar mai ]

Rascal > to yha sutting chal rahi hai , ham khichte hai
         apka duppta . sale hamare aria mai ake
         sutting karta hai . [ same Rascal came there ]

Raj > to kya kisi chopal mai karu . or yaar vese bhi jitna ye
      log denge fifty fifty kar lenge .
      plz yaar samne se hat camera on hai .

Rascal > tu to ded syana hai re , abhi nikalte hai teri syan pati

Raj > yaar mujhe na itne sare logo pe ek sath hath uthana acha nahi lagta .
      Aap logo se request hai ki ek -ek karke ayo . agar mene Aap logo ko jyada
      mara to apki ma bhi kahegi ki ek sath  kyo gaye the .

Rascal >  teri to main  [ girevan pakad ke ]

Raj > kya sagai kare ga . teri bahan mere layak nahi hai . [ dhaka mar ke ]

Rascal > maro sale ko .

Raj > kyo jija bolte time serm ati hai . [ fight karte huye ]

Mukesh > main bhi avu kya .

Raj > tu camera on rakh .

Mukesh > mene socha ki bade din ho gaye hath saf kiye .

Raj > abe rehne de . serni 1 hi sher ko janam deti hai . ye sab to chite
      bhgere hai .

Mukesh . be to main sher nahi .

Raj > abe tu sher nahi babar sher hai .

Rascal > bas kar bhai bada mar liya , ab kya bache ki jaan lega .

Raj > mukesh cemra chalu rakh . or ha ab tu nachega yaha .

Rascal > ye duniya , ye mehfil mere kam ki nahi , mere kam ki nahi . abe kamino
         kitna acha dance kar raha hu . kuch to paise do .

Raj > ha yaar ispe kuch to taras khao . de do bechare ko .

Rascal > 1 rupeya , mere dance ki kimat sirf 1 rupeya .

Old person > beta agar purane gane pe dance karega to 1 hi milega .
             sheela ki javani dikha . or fir dekh kitne not baraste hai

Raj > dekha , look agar tumne dobara se kisi bhi jgha utpat machaya to
      sale teri lanka mai Aag laga dunga . 
                                                                         written by Rajherry        

  

Layrics

kash koi hota hamsafar to vo var karta -1
dil dhadakta uska bhi mujhe bekarar karta -1
teri akhon mai base pyar ko chura lunga main
tere bikhre armano ko saja dunga main
teri akhon ki chamak ne jo haseen khwab dekha
main na janu ki mene kya din raat dekha
tere dar pe , jo deewana intjar karta
bin dekhe hi jane kyo tera deedar karta
loot gaya jo bhi teri mehfil mai hai pyar karta
hote tum una bewafa to , main ijhar karta
kash koi hota hamsafar to vo var karta - 1
dil dhadakta uska bhi mujhe bekarar karta -1

Yu na tu dekh mujhe main tera deewana hu ,

 kal talak jo tha tera apna ab begana hu , 

kal ki batain vo massage vo najrana hu ,

 bite lamho se jo gujra vo jamana hu . 

Chod ke na ja bedardi main pervana hu .

 Mere jane ke bad meri yaad ayegi ,

 meri hasti meri duniya tujhe tadapayegi ,

 rona na chahoge fir bhi bda rulayegi ,

 fir tu kisko khegi apna kise apnayegi . 

Main to marke bhi tujhe apna deedar dunga ,

 apni minnat apne sajde wafa pyar dunga .

 Apne dil mai rakhunga tujhko na jaan war dunga

 Kash koi hota hamsafar to vo var karta ,

 dil dhadkta uska bhi mujhe bekarar karta