Dreams

Story > 2022, day sunday month january . ye hai manu or mantu dono
           ka first name word same hai lakin dono  ek dusre se bilkul diffrent
           hai . mantu ka dream hai ki duniya ki har vo ladki jo khud ko khubsorat 
           manti hai vo uske sirf ek baar dekhne bhar se uske sath
           sex karne lage . lakin mantu ye nahi janta ki uska yehi dream usko mout 
           ke itna kareeb le  jayega jha se jindgi bahut choti najar ati hai . Manu ,
           manu ka dream hai ki uske pass  itna paisa ho jisse ki vo har us chiz ko
           khreed sake jiski usko chah hai . or agar vo chiz use
           na mile paye jiski usko chah hai to uski icha hai ki vo chiz khtam hi
           ho jaye lakin manu ye nahi janta ki uski khud ki thinking hi use mout ke
           kareeb le  jayegi .
         
  Story >        khani mai 2 charracter hai Manu or mantu , manu ek rich     
                      family se belong karta hai or mantu

                      middle class family se . dono collage student hone ke sath sath
                      close friends bhi hai .
                      manu ki khud ki film indestry bhi hai vo har sal ek new super
                      dupper hit movie nikalta hai
                      film mai pyar mohobat ke sath sath sex bhi bhut jyada hota hai .
                      manu ko tlass hai ek new
                      hot actress ki . ek din manu or mantu ek ghne jangle mai jate hai 
                      or vha party sarty karte hai
                      party ke doran ek bhut hi budha admi unse kuch door ek pani ke
                      dal dal mai fas jata hai .
                      dono us admi ki help karte hai .vo admi unse khus hoker unhe
                      unke dreams de deta hai .
                      dono vapas ghar lot ate hai . ghar lotne ke bad manu ko uski
                      actress
                      mil jati hai or mantu
                      ko ek forner girl apne sath canada le jati hai . manu jis actress se
                      apni film karvane ja raha tha
                      vo actress kisi se pyar karti thi us acress ne manu ke sath ek deel
                      rakhi  ki agar uska lover bhi
                      us movie mai hoga to vo kaam karegi .

                      manu ye deel accept kar leta hai . actress ye nahi janti thi ki manu
                      usse us movie mai vo seen
                      karvane ja raha hai jiske bare mai usne socha bhi nahi . manu us
                      movie mai main leed karta hai
                      kuch movie complite ho jane ke bad manu actress ke lover
                     [ vikram ]  ko ek seen ke doran gehri chot lagva deta
                      hai . manu  vikram ki hospital mai achi trha se dekh bhal karta hai 
                      isi doran actress ko manu se love ho jata hai
                      manu movie mai vikram se or seen karvane se mana kar deta hai
                      ye
                      baat actress ko achi nahi lagti or vo baki movie ko
                     karne se mana kar deti hai . udher canada mai mantu ka dream
                     uske liye khofnak banta ja raha tha . mantu ko dekhte
                     hi dekhte vha ki girls nochne lagti hai kyoki usko vardan mila tha ki
                     uske sirf 1 baar dekhne bhar se ladkiya uske sath
                     sax karne lage . ye dekhte dekhte mantu ka end ho jata hai .
                     udher 
                     manu vikram ko markar us actress ko hasil karna
                     chahta hai lakin vo manu ki hone se saf inkar kar deti hai .
                    or dekhte
                     hi dekhte actress ka end ho jata hai .
                     manu khud ko dosi mankar suside kar leta hai .  

M alone

A seen when two lovers fight with each other

Girl > Raj belive me main tumse bahut pyar karti hu

Raj > jhuth , jhuth bol rahe ho tum or pyar ye tum keh rahe
      ho ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho , mujhse  bas yaar jhuth
      pe jhuth . agar kuch or bhi ho to vo bhi suna do

Girl > meri majboori thi .

Raj > sabki majboori hoti hai , aisa koon hai is sansar mai
      jiski koi majboori na ho , thak chuka hu main tang Aa
      gaya hu apni jindgi se . plz live me alone

Girl > Realy i love u raj plz belive me

Raj > jab main 1-1 ghanta tumhara intjar karta tha yaha is
      road pe tab kha gaye thee ye asu , kha gaya tha ye pyar
      kha gayi thi ye feelings , kha kho gaya sa mera rab
      sochta hu to Aaj bhi Aasu Aa jate hai . bada dukhta hai
      yaar .

Girl > plz mujhe mafh kar do Raj , ye akhen ab kabhi bhi koi
       dusra chehra nahi dekhna chahegi . mana ki mene jo
       bhi kiya acha nahi kiya , lakin uski itni badi saja
       kyo .

Raj > tadap kya hoti hai , sayad tum kabhi na jan pao
      kher jo hua so hua chalta hu

girl > plz listen to me

Raj > Aaj tak aphi ki to sunta aya hu apko nahi lagta ki
      itna kafi hai .

Girl > plz main mar jaungi Raj main mar jaungi . agar main
       tumhari nahi to kisi ki nahi .

Raj > ye tumne kya kiya

Girl > sayad tum bhi yehi chahte thee

Raj > Ambulance . 
     

Non stop sayari

jo dard chupa is seene mai fir kha maja ab jeena mai , pal pal aphi ka deewana hota ja raha hu , Aap kya jano ki kya maja hai peene mai .

mat puch mera hale dil , apko bhi pyar ho jayega , apko pata bhi nahi chalega ki hamara koon sa loves apke dil ko chu gaya or anjane mai hi ijhar ho jayega .



koi itna acha bhi likh leta hai . ye hamne jana na tha , thi hamare hi pass apki perchayi lakin pehchana na tha . ab to bas ek hi tamanna hai ki agar padhe to bas aphi ke dil ko .
 Ye sher or sayari karna to bas ek bhana tha 


gustakh dil kisi se swal kar betha , bewajha hi babal kar betha . Use pata hai ki unhe adat nahi hai jyada kuch kehne ki  . Sayad pagal hai jo janne chala tha unhe . Ki kalpana uske jawab ki or kawwal ban betha .


mujhe likhne per majboor kiya unhone , u to khud ko bhi khud se door kiya unhone . khud hi mita diya mera likha hua ferman or kehte hai ki kya kasoor kiya unhone .



Kisi haseen chehre ka deedar karna chaha to unhone flert bata diya . Kareeb jana chaha to alert bata diya . Khud ko kha lajavab or desert hame bata diya .

Nafrat ko pyar se main mar du , Aasiqi mai jindgi gujar du naam hai rajherry mera chahu to berbad kar du tujhe , tujhse ishq karke chahu to tujhpe jindgi main vaar du


ham vo sayar hai jo sirf sayari mai baat karte hai mallom hai ki dhokha hi milega unse milne per bhi , na jane kyo fir bhi mulakat karte hai .

Why M alone

A seen when Rajherry and his friend was  traveling by auto but Two Girls was in the car .

Rajherry > wawo kya mast maal hai yaar

Friend >   ha yaar , kash ham unke sath hote

Rajherry > dil se bol raha hai

Friend >  opcose yaar

Rajherry > chal Aaj teri ye tammana bhi pori kar dete hai

Friend > abe kya kar raha hai

Rajherry > uski caar ko rook raha hu or kya

Friend > bhai mujhe nahi marna , main to sister bol ke side ho jaunga tu hi khayio unki maar

Rajherry > Dekhte hai koon maar khata hai or koon pyar

Friend > lagta hai Aaj somvar chadne wala hai .

Rajherry > Ab chup kar or dekh tamasa .

Girl > have u any problem .

Rajherry > no ,

Girl > to fir gadi kyo rooki

Rajherry > mene socha ki meri friend rinki hai

Girl > ab to pata chal gaya na ki main rinki nahi hu . rasta chodo or jane do

Rajherry > apko meri vajah se takleef huyi  so sorry yaar , agar Aap chaho to
                    mujhe maar bhi sakte ho . mera matlab apko distrube karna
                    nahi tha .

Girl >  koi ni aksar aisa hota hai khaskar tab jab ladki gadi chala rahi ho

Rajherry > Aap galat side ja rahe ho

Girl > realy chal ab line mat maar or nikal le

Rajherry > Apko to Actress hona chahiye , kya dilog mara hai yaar

Girl > M already actress , ha ye baat alag hai ki main abhi tak famouse nahi hu

Rajherry > kyo side roll play karte ho

Girl > Ap to aise boll rahe ho jese ki script writer ho

Rajherry > ha apko kisne bataya

Girl > ab jyada chep mat ho or foot yaha se

Rajherry > oye madam badi der ho gayi apko , main to apse pyar se baat kar
                  raha hu or Aap ho ki chadhte hi ja rahe ho

Girl >        saf - saf kyo nahi kehte ki hamare pass ghar tak jane ka kiraya nahi
                 hai .

Rajherry > kyo Aap chod ke avoge

Girl > ye pakdo 500 rupey or khisko yaha se

Rajherry > hey madam inko apne pass hi rakho apke kanyadaan mai kaam
                   ayenge . or vese bhi Rajherry kisi ke muh nahi lagta . khaskar tab
                  jab samne Aap jesi khubsoorat bala ho .

girl >     bala hogi teri ma

Rajherry > meri ma to jab thi tab thi lakin ab to Aap ho

Girl  > get lost

Rajherry > ye road hai tere bap ka gher nahi meri marji main jau na jau

Girl > apke  jesa kamina insan mene Aaj tak nahi dekha

Rajherry > Aaj dekh liya na vo hi bahut hai .

Girl > tujhe to main..

Rajherry > nomber leja mera . date fix karke dekh liyo .


          

kya yehi kahani hai

ye khamosi ye tanhai na jane kyo hame kha jati hai .
kisi ki halki si jhlak na jane kyo hame bha jati hai .
fir main sochta hu ki ye talash , uske na hone per bhi
vo hone ka ahsas , kyu mujhe chuta sa ja raha hai .
kyo uska vo farebi sa chehra mujhko uski or le jata sa ja raha hai .
fir dil ne kha ruk Ae musafir jara sambhal ja ,
Ek lamhe ki trha tu bhi badal ja , verna ek din vo
ayega ki tu reh na payega , koi tujhse itna door hoga
ki tu seh na payega , vo tere samne honge lakin usmai
uski khusi hogi , tu tadpega or teri bebasi hogi
fir se tu ro dega , hamesa ke liye kuch kho dega
kya yehi kahani hai , kya yehi kahani hai

Ghost of shayari

Aaj jab mai tanha tha to beth gaya jaker us road pe ,  na manjil ka pata tha na raste ka anjane se us mood pe  ,  Man mai na jane kya kya khyal aye ,  kitne hal or kitne sawal aye ,  Jee to kiye ki maar jau us vahan ke niche ake , jha har tanha or bebas ki kismat hai jhake , Fir  kosa mujhe mere jammer ne , kalyug mai bhi jo sapne hai sajata us badkismat ameer ne , tanhai or lachari mai kisi ki yaad mai doobe us fakeer ne ,  ruk ja Ae  Raj kabhi to vo din ayega jis din ye jaha tere kadmo mai hoga . Fir se machal utha mera dil or akh mich kar chal pada us vahan  ki or , jha mout ka basera tha or nahi hi tha koi soor ,  Lakin ye mout bhi mujhe panah na degi ye mene socha na tha , vo vahan bhi rook jayega aisa koi mooka na tha , lakin apsos  vo rooka , kisi ka dar mere liye jhuka or bola main gareeb hu mujhe kyo satate ho , mana ki majboor ho tum per mere vahan ke niche kyo ate ho ..fir utha main or ja pahucha facebook pe 

fir ek dost ke comment kuch is perkar thee

Friend > wah wah Aaj to bhai pura surrur main aaya hua hain..

Raj > ye surure hai uske pyar ka jo pagal ho chala hu main , unko pasand hai vo halki si barish tabhi to badal ho chala hu main , 

2nd Friend >  whats going on ji 

Raj >   tanha hu khud se khfa hu . Pyar karne chla tha lakin bewafa hu . Kyo bhool gaya main apne piche din jab kisi ka intjar kiya karta tha  us khuda se phle kisi ka deedar kiya karta tha khud se bhi jyada kisi se pyar kiya karta tha . Kabhi akhon ke isharo se to kabhi bike ke shor se ijhar kiya karta tha . Aaj rona aya hai . Sab kuch pakar khona aya hai . A khuda ya to mila de mere rab se ya nafrat sikhade sabse  

fir main khud se yuhi batain karta gaya , samjha khud ko khud ka  mehbob or wade karta gaya . 

 

Tanha tanha yuhi jiye ja ra hu mai . Bin khusi ke Aasu yuhi piye ja raha hu mai . Agar apko lagta hai ki apko yaad na karke ham khus hai to apki najro mai ek gunah har roj kiye ja raha hu main 

A friend > yaar apki sayari bahut achi lagti hai .apki Aawaj sunna chahungi . lakin apki Aawaj sunne ke baad main apka phone worng nomber kehkar kat dungi . 

sayar > jo wrong nomber boll skte hai vo dil ke darwaje bhi khol skte hai baat karna to bada asan hai time to lamho mai toll skte hai . A hasi meri mohobat ko yu na thukra tujhe kya pata ki tera deewana tera kab kab intjar karta hai . Sath hota hai tera ahsash or hawao se baat karta hai . Ab to akhon ke asu bhi chalak aye sunkar teri pookar ko , sari ummer seh sakta hu tere wrong no ki maar ko . Agar rajherry ke pyar mai sachai hai to vo khub bolenge . chod kar sab pakhando ko dil ke darwaje kholenge . Its a time to 1 am after all night . Ye dekh ki tera deewana tujhse kitna pyar karta hai . jab tak 1 nahi bajta sirf tera hi intjar karta hai . 

fir kavi jaga or kuch sabdh kahe .

Aaj fir se ek dhokha khaya hai hamne , subha subha kisi ko ajmaya hai hamne  , hame kya mallom tha ki unki har us ragh mai dhokha hoga ,  jise apni jaan se bhi jayada chaha hai hamne , Aaj phli baar khud ki mohobat ko tanha or besahara  paya hai hamne  .

fir sayar ko  gussa aya or kya likha ..

plz dont follow the girls if u follow her then they follow money . yaar bas abhi ayi , sorry yaar abhi ni Aa sakti , actualy mujhe Aaj kahi jana tha kisi or din , yaar mom dad gher pe nahi hai so sorry yaar fir kabhi , tum chlo mai ayi , bike laye ho ...kya nahi , yaar mujhe Aaj apni friend ke ghar jana tha , yaar mujhe kuch paise chahiye kal loota dungi , shoping chale , kal movie dekhne chle anu ko bhi sath le lu kya . .....yaar balance nahi hai phone karo na , ...........these are only few activities of girls

Freind > Sbhi girls ek jsi nhi hoti Mr.Raj...... Or sbse bde pagal to boys hote h jo grls ki bat maan lete h....

Raj > acha agar boys app logo ko call kare to vo pagal , agar boys app logo ko ghumane le jaye to vo pagal agar boys ap logo ki fillings jaan kar apse pyar kare to vo pagal . Hey kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna kyoki vo bhi pagal hi hoga meri trha or ha tum ladkiya jesi dikhti ho na aisi hoti nahi .

Friend >  To kya paglo se koi pyar ni krta...To tum konsa pagal ho 

Raj > main to pagal hu , awara badal hu na jane kab bersu , yu to logo ka kehna hai ki mujhe maja ata hai ladkiyo ko stane mai , magar vo kya jane ki kisi radha ke prem ke liye main kitna tarsu .

Friend > Sayri achi kr lete ho..

Raj >  kisi ka kehna hai ki ham sayari achi karte hai , magar vo kya jane ki jo tood dete hai dil hamara ham to sirf unhi pe marte hai ek din tha jab bheji thi hamne kisi ko request , tab to unhone na hame add kiya , pending mai dali hamari request or hame sad kiya . 

Friend > Bs ji bs vrna m realty me m jaaugi.....

Raj >  tum agar marna bhi chaho to na marne denge ham , khud ko kisi ke dil se na remove karne denge ham . agar dil ki window hi ud gayi to keh nahi sakte u to hard disk ko bhi format na lagne denge ham . 

Friend > Bs yar jyada ho gya h .

Raj >  unhone kha ki jyada ho gaya , ye rajherry fir se tanhai mai kho gaya , samnajh na paye vo mere jazbaat lo fir se main khud ki unsuni kaber mai so gaya . 

fir kavi khamosh ho gaya . kabhi kabhi kavi pagal bhi ho jata hai .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

facebook love is froud

chlo sunau tumhe apni kahani mai .
tum kya jano  kese jiyu jindgani main .

cherche huye the mere kitne hajjar , facebook naal paya tha maine pyar ......2
uske khwabo ko sajau , use apna banau , apna dil bhi main to ode naal
lagau , uski baton ka wo jadu , uski akhon ka wo jadu , uske chehre ka
vo noor chaya uska surrur , main to pagal ban jau , main to deewana
kehlau karke jag te ladai use apna banau Aaja Aaja mere pass mere dil
ki tu pyash , na ab hota berdast teri phli wo class , tere Aane ki vo Aas
Apne dil ki kahani kisi kisi main sunau , kise dil de du kise apna banau
mere dil se na khel , sun oye kudiye, mere pyar ki na sale , sun oye kudiye. tere julfo ki bail , sun oye kudiye. huyi duniya ye
fail , sun oye kudiye,  mera pyar bada sun oye kudiye , tere dil te khda sun oye kudiye
ak bewfa tu h ak bewfa..........4

tu to bewafa hai , mere chahne ki saja hai , bas yehi vo vajah hai , mera dil tanha hai , ab na pyar karunga , intjar karunga kisi bhi ladki ka na deedar karunga . menu dil te bhi tera na likhiya , menu maan te bhi tera naam likhiya
jhuti teri ye kahani to bas kar , hai ye meri jindgani tu bas kar, mene pass na Aana tu bas kar , jhuthe sapne dikhana tu bas kar , mujhko na rulana tu bas kar  , ab na ajmana tu bas kar , una nakhre dikhana tu bas kar , tune dil kyo lgaya , mujhe sapna dikhaya, jhutha pyar krke mujhe dehli bulaya, wo tere nakhre mujhe ras na aaye, vo mere aansu tere pass na aaye. jhutha pyar krke mujhe kyo tu rulaye , mujhe kyo tu rulare.
ak bewfa tu h ak bewfa .....4

A seen when 4 boys riding bike , 1 tourist bas hai jismai 3 logo ko 1 beautyful girl najar ati hai or vo log jo bike
chala raha hota hai use tab batate hai jab bus ja chuki hoti hai ki us bus mai bahut sundar ladki thi , jo bike chala raha
hota hai vo un teeno ko galiya deta hai or jiddh karta hai ki mujhe to vohi ladki dekhni hai jo tumne dekhi hai , vo
bike ko us bas ke piche laga deta hai .....conversation boys name ...ameer , sameer , gurmeet , suraj

ameer ....yaar kuch to idai do jisse ki ye bas ruk jaye

sameer ....sale marvayega kya

ameer .....mujhe kuch nahi pata mujhe to bas ladki dekhni hai

suraj .....sale idher kya tere rista hone wala hai jo tere ko ladki dekhni hai

gurmeet ....i have an idia , bas tum log mujhe follow karna

ameer ......ok

gurmeet ....plz stop the bus , plz stop the bus , there is a problem in the bus [ chilate huye ]

Driver .....kya hua kya problem hai bus mai [ bus rok kar ]

ameer ..... agar Aap logo ko apni jaan pyari hai to plz bus se uttar jao , kyoki bus mai   [ bus mai chadh kar ]

pasengar....kya bus mai bom hai bhago , bhago ....bus mai bom hai ..

sabhi passenger bus se 100 mitter ki doori pe jakar khde ho jate hai ...

ameer :.. abe ye to bata do vo ladki hai kha jiske liye ye sab darama kiya hai

sameer :...abe vo lal top , vo rahi teri laila ..sala marvayega hame bhi 


Driver : jab bus mai boom hai to abhi tak fhta kyo nahi ..

gurmeet : dil tham ke bethiye abhi fathne hi wala hai ..

ameer  : yaar vo kitni sundar hai ma kasam bas ek baar usse meri shadhi ho jaye gurmeet jese 12 sardar paida karunga

Driver : ye kisne bola ki bus mai bom hai

ameer   : us mote pasenger ne

pasenger : mene kha bola , mene socha ki tum isliye chilla rahe ho jese ki bus mai bom ho so mene bhi bol diya

Ameer :  arre yaar mene kab kaha ki bus mai bom hai , main to sirf ye kehne wala tha ki bus ke tayer mai hawa kaam hai .

sameer : yaar hawa to thik hai sayad bus mai passenger jyada thee  isliye to tayer daba pada tha .

suraj  : or agar bus mai bom nahi hai to ye to achi baat hai , jao yaar tum logo ko jaha jana hai

kyo apna time wast kar rahe ho ...

Driver : chlo-chlo ye log to pagal hai ....kha ma kha hamara time wast kar diya .

A seen in the moll when our singer boy going to performe
his song with his 3 friends some cemra,s and
some a rock band with him for showing
that a sutting is running there  starting

fakeboy ....ladies and gentleman mr. sameer is going to performe a song
                 so plz big hand for my dear friend mr sameer


after complite the song ...a girl come there and say ...


neena .....hi...realy apne bahut acha gaya [ to mr. sameer ]


fakeboy....sorry mame its not a show its shot , plz pake up guys

sameer ....yaar plz usse baat karne de na

fakeboy....sale  vo khud hamare pass ayegi

neena .....excuse me , kya main apse alag mai mil sakti hu

fakeboy...ya opcose , agar apki duniya filmi ho to

neena ....actualy m also wana act as a actress

fakeboy ...ok Aap hamse room no . 20 mai milo agar
apki acting hame achi lagi to

ho sakta hai ki apko chance mil jaye .
neena ...thank you , thank you very much .


in room ....4 friends is there ...and then

sameer...yaar vo ayegi na

fakeboy....opcose ayegi yaar kyo nahi ayegi now we are directors

sameer ...lagta hai Aa gayi ..

fakeboy....ab jaldi se kuch na kuch karne lag jao


neena ....may come in sir ,

fakeboy ...oh ...neena ya come ...

neena ...thanks ,

fakeboy ...your welcome , ha to ham log 1 baar apka dance dekhna chahenge

neena ....why not

fakeboy....sameer plz start the music
......................after music


fakeboy....so amezing yaar , wawo Aapne to bahut hi acha kiya , no words to say anything

neena ....thank you sir  , actualy meri bhi suru se hi ye kosis rahi hai ki main bhi ek actress banu .

sameer ...realy apne to hamara dil hi jeet liya ...

fakeboy ...your nomber

neena ..... 9996677509 ...

fakeboy ...ham jaldi hi apko call karenge....

neena .....thank you sir ,

neena ke jane ke baad .....

sameer .....wawo kya dance tha yaar

fakeboy ....ha or kese jhukh jhukh ke dance kar rahi thi

gurmeet ....yaar tum log yaha ho or ham tumhe niche dhundh rahe hai [ darwaja khol ke entry karne par ]

suraj.......jarure yaha kuch hua hai ...

sameer .....ha baad mai bata denge ....

Love tips

[ 1 ]   kisi ki khusi ke liye apni khusi kurban kerna hi pyar hai
         Kisi ko na chah ker bhi chahna hi pyar hai
         Kisi ke pyar ke liye khud ke pyar ko kurban kerna hi pyar hai
         Lakh kosis kerna pyar na kerne ki magar pyar na kerna hi pyar hai ..
           
Kya app kisi se itna pyar kerte hai ki uske bina rehna asambhav hai ..
Kya app kisi se itna pyar kerte ho ki raat din subha syam bas usi ke khyalo mai khoye rehte ho ..
 Kya app kisi se itna pyar kerte hai ki uske liye kuch bhi ker skte ho .
Kya app kisi se itna pyar kerte hai ki uske samne bolne ki apki himmat nhi hoti
Kya app kisi se itna pyar kerte hai ki apko daar hai ki kahi bolne se uski dosti se bhi hath dhona na pad jaye …don’t worry rajherry …agar app kisi ko bhut jyada pyar kerte ho to ghabrane ki koi baat nhi hai ham apke sath hai ..niche kuch tips di gyi hai jinko agar app follow kroge to apko apke pyar se milne se koi nhi rok skta ..
                                       
                                [ DEFINATION OF LOVE ]

Kisi ko stana hi pyar nahi , kisi ko rulana hi pyar nahi , kisi se door jana hi pyar nahi , kisi ko pana hi pyar nahi , kisi ko ajmana hi pyar nahi , bahana hi pyar nahi , tadpana hi pyar nahi , sikhlana hi pyar nahi , dikhlana hi pyar nahi ,sapno mai ana hi pyar nahi , apna banana hi pyar nahi , kisi ke liye mar jana hi pyar nahi ,pas ana hi pyar nahi , pyar ko na to dekha ja skta hai na geena ja skta hai , na becha ja skta hai na khreeda ja skta hai ,pyar ko to sirf dil se mehsos kiya ja skta  hai ..akhon ke chand Aasu hi pyar ko bya ker dete hai …jha… bhagvan  , god , Allah , wahe guru hai vhi pyar hai prem hi pooja hai …
            
                                        [  Tips for boys  ]

[ 1 ]    Agar app student  ho   or koi ldki apke As pas hai jise app bhut  
           jyada pyar kerte ho   
           lakin app use bolne ki himmat nhi juta pa rhe  to phle to apko ye janna jaruri hai
           Ki vo ldki kesi hai . I mean uska  behave kesa hai . use kya kya cheje  pasand hai .                            
           vo kese logo mai rehna pasand kerti hai . uski hopes kya hai . agar apko ye sabhi
           batain mallom hai to best of luck app apna pyar pa skte ho lakin jo jo khubi apne 
           us ldki ke ander dekhi  hai ho skta hai ki us ldki ko bhi apke ander vo hi khubi chahiye
           ho  kyoki app to jante hi ho ki tali kabhi 1 hath se nhi bajti

[ 2 ]      Ek  achi ldki 1 ldke ke ander kya kya dekhti hai ..
            [ 1 ]   sabse phle uski personality . personality se mera matlab ye nhi hai ki big bazzar se ache ache paint ,or  cot lavo , perfyum lgao , personalty se mera matlab hai ki
Uske baal jyada lambe nhi hone chahiye like johan abraiham . cloth agar app maching ke pehan sakte ho to jyada best hai .or app apne pairo mai ese shoes ya chapel dale jo apke
Cloths se tal mel khate ho I mean jo ache lge ..

[ 3 ]   apko ye pta hona chahiye ki vo ldki kesi language bolna ya sunna pasand kerti hai
          Agar use city language pasand hai to apko city language ka istemal kerna chahiye
          Agar use village language pasand hai to apko village language ka istemal kerna chahiye . kuch  city girls ko Theth Haryanvi bhut achi lagti hai ..isliye apko pta hona chahiye ki use kesi language jyada  pasand hai ..kesi language se use khusi milti hai
App log khud pta lga skte ho… jante ho kese ..supposs jisse app pyar kerte ho vo apke as pas hai to app kuch  word bolo .. thoda gap deker  phle city language mai fir  village language mai fir  Haryanvi mai . jis bhi language se use khusi milti hai I mean use at a time hassi Aa jati hai . jan lo ki use vo hi language jyada pasand hai .kabhi bhi ladki se
Uchi awaj mai baat nhi kerni chahiye or na hi esa kam kerna chahiye jisse ki use sermindgi mehsus ho ..

[ 4 ]    Baitain kerne ka style …agar apke pass koi esa style hai jisse ki ldki apse batain kerne ke liye beechen ho jaye to jyada acha hai or agar nhi hai to koi baat nhi kuch tips hai unko follow kro ldki apko follow karegi ..[ 1 ]   ldki ko jyadater  vo ldke pasand Aate hai jo sports boy ho . batain frenk hoker kerte ho  har baat mai active ho . class ya apne Aas Pas talented ho .hamesa kuch nya kerne ki kosis kerte ho dusro ki help kerte ho ..
Har function ya har baat mai Aage ho ..Baat Baat mai esi activity kerte ho jisse ki ldki ko khusi mile ..like class mai aker sabse puchna ki apka kal ka din kesa gya ..koi acha sa sher or sayri ker dena . koi acha sa song suna dena …sabki pasand ka dance ker dena chahe bura hi kyo na ho ..class mai ese question put kerna jise koi na janta ho har time khus rehna . dusro ke dukh sukh ko batna agar app class mai jyada talented nahi ho to bhi koi baat nhi  . in activities ko apnao .ldkiya apko apnayengi ..

[ 5 ]    Dosto pyar kerna koi bdi baat nhi hai pyar to koi bhi ker skta hai magar pyar
           Ko nibhana hi insaniyat hai . cheat kerna ,ldkiyo ko dhokha dena , paiso ke liye
           Ldkiyo ko pyar kerke unka istemal kerna ye sab batain hame sobha nahi deti 
           Ye sabhi  batain hamari merdangi mai kami hona dersati  hai . asli merd vo hi
           Hota hai jo apne pyar ko dhoka na de apne pyar ko pane ke liye vo sab kre jo
           Uske pyar ko chahiye . ldkiyo ki kamayi khane vele log jo khud ko merd
           Batate hai vo merd nhi hai  .

[ 6 ]     app jis ldki ko chahte ho or vo bhi apko chahti hai magar bol nahi pati to apko
            Ghabrane ki jarurat nhi hai uske pass jaker bolo ki I love you main apko bhut
            Chahta hu . or agar apka jvab na hai to mujhe bta do koi baat nahi jaruri nahi ki
            App mujhe hi pasand kro apka dil hai . apki merji hai or mere liye isse jyada
            Khusi ki baat kya ho skti hai ki main jise chahta hu uske pass bhi dil hai
            Bhle hi kisi or ke liye ho magar hai to sahi or agar ham dono EK na ho ske
            To kya hua dost to hai hi na …agar vo ldki apse sach mai pyar kerti hai to vo
            Usi time ya to apko boll degi ya fir serma ke chli jayegi ….ho skta hai ki vo
            Apke bolne ka intjar ker rhi ho …or dekhna agar vo apko vastav mai
            Chahti hai to vo apko jrure bolegi .


[ 7 ]    Dosto agar app kisi ldki ko chahte ho or vo bhi apko chahti hai or app dono sadhi 
           Kerna chahte ho to jaruri nhi ki gher se bhag ker hi sadhi ki jaye .nahi khud ko is
           Kabil bnao ki app ldki ke father ke samne jaker keh sko ki main apki ladki se
           Pyar kerta hu or usse hamesa  khus rakhunga . mera matlab apne sath 10 ya 20
           Gundo ko le jane se nhi hai . sab Ma baap ki yehi icha hoti hai ki uski ldki khus
           Rhe use kisi dusre ke samne hath na felana pde . app khub jee lagaker study kro
           Or jab apke pass achi job hogi to apka sina bhi gerv se ucha rhega or apki gerdan
           Apke pyar ke dady ke samne uthi rhegi or app be jhijak hokar ldki ke dady se
           Apni kabliyat ke bal per uska hath mang skte ho . agar appke ander kabliyat hai
           To ldki ka dady apko mna nhi krega ..kya app apne pyar ke liye thodi si mehnat
           Nahi ker skte …or agar app apni life mai success nhi ho to app ldki ke father
           Ke samne jaker kabhi baat nhi ker skte or apki gerdan hamesa jhuki rahegi ..
           Gher se bhag ker sadhi kerne wale kabhi bhi sukhi nahi rehte …  unki bedag
           Family per hamesa ke liye dag lag jate hai ..unki family apne sage
           sambandhiyo  ke samne sir uthane ke kabil nhi rehte.. unki…family ko
           hamesa ke liye gahan lag jata hai .. app gher se bhag ker khud ki khusi
           ko to pa logo magar  un logo ki khusi ko kho doge jinhone apko pal poss
           ker itna bda kiya ….
            

[ 8 ]   Agar apko pta lgana hai ki jisse app pyar kerte ho kya  vo bhi apse pyar kerti hai to
         Apko kuch esa kerna hoga …………

           [ 1 ]    Agar vo apke Aas pas hai to app use 1 bar dekh ker  andekha ker do agar vo
                     Apko baar baar dekhti hai to vo apko chahti to hai  lakin boll nhi pati ..

           [ 2 ]    uske pass jaker bolo ki main kisi se bhut jyada pyar kerta hu  magar usse
                     Bolne ki meri himmat nhi hoti agar vo apko kehti hai ki uska naam btao
                     Or mujhe usse milvavo to jan lo ki vo apki sirf dost hai pyar nhi …

           [ 3 ]    agar  app us ldki ke samne kisi dusri ldki ki tareef kerte ho , or usko apni 
                      Jhuti kahani sunate ho ki main or vo kal Ek sath ghume . Ek sath khana
                      Khaya . raat der tak 1 sath bethe rhe ..agar ldki ke chehre per udasi ho or
                      Vo khamos ho or dikhavti toor per muskuraye ya apke pass se uth ker
                      Chali jaye ya app pe gussa kre ya apse kuch din na baat kre na apko
                      Dikhayi de to jan lo ki vo apko pyar kerti hai magar boll nahi pati       
     
         [ 4 ]       dosto  jis ldki se app pyar kerte ho uske samne jaker bolo ki I love you
                      Fir thoda ruko agar usne apse normally awaj mai baat ki to apke liye
                      Acha hai or agar vo ahinsa pe uttar ayi to kehna ki  ye dilogs
                      Kitne purane ho chuke hai har film mai hero ye hi dilogs marta hai
                      kabhi kuch nya kyo nhi bolta …or ya fir ye kehna ki   yaar ye dilogs  
                      mujhe kisi ko bolna hai himmat nhi ban pa rhi thi isliye tum per
                      try kerke dekh rha tha ab tum to meri dost ho koi baat nhi
                      main ye dekhna chah rha tha ki agar vo ldki bhi tumhari trha chilayi
                      to main to gya kaam se ….agar vo apse sach mai pyar kerti hogi to
                      vo apko phli hi bar mai bol degi …
        
       [ 5 ]         jisse app pyar kerte ho or vo apki classmet hai ya uska jyadater time
                      Apke sath gujarta hai or vo apko achi lgti hai magar apse bola nahi jata
                     To usko 1 din phle bolo ki main tumko kal apni girlfriend se milva rha
                     Hu agar vo bole ki nahi kal mujhe kahi jana hai ya fir apse naraj hokar
                     Chali jaye ya fir baat ko tal de to vo apse pyar kerti hai ..
     
      [ 6 ]        1 idia or hai use apne sath kahi garden ya restorent mai  le jao or bolo
                    ki 1 ldki hai Jise main bhut jyada pyar kerta hu
                    ajj vo vha ane wali hai , agar ldki ka chehra usi time udas ho jaye
                    to vo apse pyar kerti hai …use garden ya restorent mai le jao
                    agar vo apke sath baat nhi ker rhi ya baat ese nhi ker rhi jese ki
                    phle kerti thi …uske batain kerne ke andaz  mai badlav Aa gya hai
                    to use 1 ayine [ sise ]    ke samne le jao or use bolo ki ye hai vo
                    jisse main pyar kerta hu ..dekhna vo usi time apko apni baho mai 
                    bhar legi … 

[ 7 ]              Dosto agar apke maan mai in sab baton ke bad bhi koi  jhijak reh jati  hai
                    Or apki himmat nahi ban pa  rahi ki app apne pyar ka ijhar kar sake to
                    dontworry , Rajherry app bas Ek kaam karo Ek little sa bear ka peg maro 
                    or bol do jo bhi  apko bolna hai ..
                       

                              kuch tips or  idias ldkiya bhi apna skti hai
                               
      

                              [  Beware of the  flerti boys and girls ]


Dosto kuch ldkiya or  ladke  ese bhi hote hai jo pyar sirf paiso ke liye kerte hai
Phle vo apko kisi hotel ya kisi bde se restorant mai bulayenge or fir apse khub
 Soping kervayenge ..vo apne boyfriend ya girlfriend ko  sim ki trha badlte hai jiski syceem achi lagi use hi apna liya  .. vo apka fayda kadam kadam per uthana jante hai vo apse 2 kadam Aage sochte  hai .ferk sirf itna hai ki  ham ldke dil se sochte hai lakin ladkiya hamesa dimak se sochti hai isliye to
Dil se sochne wala hamesa mar kha jata hai esi  ldkiyo or  ldke   apko  clubs mai milenge

Indian Future

Ye hai vikas jee subha uthker bhag dodh  kerna  inka sook hai . vikas ka spna ek bhut bda police officer banna hai ..vikash 1 village family se belong kerta hai  bhut din ho gye vikas ka koi call latter nhi aya ..har ker vikas ko khud hi jana pda .

Vikas ……gher pe koi hai …

Lady ……..1 minut abhi ayi ….kya chahiye apko

Vikas ….ji koi vikas ke naam se agar  call letter aya ho to btana ….

Lady ….tum yhi pe khde rho main abhi dekh ke lati hu ….yehi hai na …

Vikas ….ji ha ye hi hai   lakin iski to date ja chuki hai …ab main iska kya kru …kaka kha hai ….

Lady …..so rhe hai jaker utha lo ………

Vikas……kaka app mera call letter mere gher pe bhi de skte the …

Postman….Bas main ajj hi dene ane  wala tha …

Vikas ….ajj jab iski date bhi ja chuki hai ….

Postman …..to kya ismai bhi meri galti hai …date chli gyi to esmai mera kya kassor hai …
Vikas …..to or kiska kassor hai app serkar ka paisa to khate to per kam time per nhi kerte na jane mere jese kitne vikas ka call latter har roj ata hai or vo apke dua late ker diya jata hai hmara adhe se jyada time to app jese postman ker rhe hai …

Postman ….jyada juban mat chla ldke verna acha nhi hoga …

Vikas ….kya acha nhi hoga Aa ..apko pta hai ki agar ham sabne milker apki 1 baar bhi sikayat ker di to apki nokri bhi ja skti hai …lakin ham esa nhi krenge kyoki hme apke bacho ka pet  dikhta hai ….ham apki trha lapervah nhi …agar apko jra si bhi  serm hogi or hamper  rhem ayega to app ajj ke baad kisi bhi ldke ka call letter late nhi hone doge …

  Postman …..tumhara 1 or call letter ajj hi aya tha ..vo bhi sath le javo ….

Vikas …..arre ye to  police ka hai ….or  mujhe  Sunday ko phycial ke liye jana hai ….thank you postman ji …agar app sabke letter time pe   ese  hi dete    rhe to apko har roj bhut sare thank you mila krenge …

                                                                                        [  Phycial  ] 


Officer……next ….ha  …pehalvan  apna naam bta …

Vikas ……ji vikas ….

Officer …….chal line mai lag ja …..na bhai teri to hight bhi kam hai or teri body bhi kuch khass ni ke baat ldkiya pe line mare kre   ke …

Vikas ……ji nhi …..

Officer …..chal tera kuch nhi ho skta ….

Vikas …….sir mera sab kuch fit hai ..app achi trha se map lo …

Officer ….ab tu sikhayega hme ki kese mapte hai ..bete mapte mapte hmare sir ke baal bhi white ho gye …hamara kaam tere jeso ko mapna hi hai ….

Vikas …lakin sir ye to sra ser na insafi hai ….

Officer ……teri koi sifarish hai …

Vikas….ji nhi ….

Officer ……chal koi baat ni agar 50 ya 60 hajar ho to chup chap dal de tera kam ho jayega …

Vikas ……sir main 1 bhut hi gareeb khandan se hu ….

Officer ……beta sabhi gareeb khandan se hote hai ammer koi nhi hota …smjhe ..

Vikas ….sir please main pichle 5 salo se try ker rha hu …

Officer …..to kerta re ..tu sari umer try kerta rhega magar tujhe job nhi milegi ab bheja mat kha or ja  yha se

Vikas ….vah kya baat hai ye hai mera indai …5 – 5  futo ko nokri dete ho kyoki unhone apki jebe  paiso se bhar di …jiski body nhi ab vo bhi police officer hai kyoki unke pass sifarish hai …jisko bhagna nhi ata , apne desh ka culture nhi mallom use app job dete ho ..vah …kya baat hai ..akhir kab tak   ese hi chlta rhega …ham jese gareeb logo ko padh likh ker bhi government  nokri nhi mil pati …kya yhi hmara India hai …ham jese log hi nokri na pa ker atankvadi bante hai …or iske jimevar app jese log hai or fir kehte hai ki hmare desh mai atankvad hai hmare desh mai itna atankvad kyo hai kyoki hmare desh ki serkar paiso se chlti hai . har jgha paisa cahiye . agar gareebo ke vikas ya kisi anath alya ke liye kuch paise serkar deti bhi hai to ye hamare desh ke neta us sare paise ko kha jate hai …jha rojgar nhi hoga vha bhukhmari hogi or jha bhukh mari hogi vha atankwad hoga ..ajj app jin logo se risvat le rhe ho kal vo dusre logo se risvat lenge or ye khani baar baar ese hi chlti rhegi …or 1 din esa ayega ki ham or app mai se hi koi paise ke lalach mai aker is desh ko bech dega …agar hmara desh  ajj itne piche hai to sirf or sirf ham logo ki vjah se or ye hi vjah rhi hai ki angrejo ne ham pe berso raj kiya …jago India jago ..verna vo din door nhi jab koi bahar ka admi hme apne hi gher se bahar nikalega …..

                                             Dosto agar apko lagta hai ki main jo  bhi likhta hu vo good hai to plz mera sath dete rahiye  …

todays boys

Ye hai 2 dost Ameer or Sameer …Dono 1 number ke lafenge . dono falerti .ajj ye dono ke dono goa mai picnik manane ja  rhe hai  ..inki activity kuch is perkar thi …

Ameer Sameer se ….dekh yaar kya mast mall hai …ma kasam kya fitness hai ..

Sameer ……ha yaar kass usse sirf 1 baar baat ho jaye …dekh kese line de rhi hai …

Ameer…abe ghochu vo tujhe nhi balki mujhe line de rhi hai ….sale chehra dekha hai apna bilkul angad pe gya hai …or abhi teri ummer hi kya hai .

Sameer …kyo be sekh re sekh apna apa to dekh …khud ko dekh Amlate bnane wala najar ata hai …

Ameer ……acha dekh beta mera jalwa ajj main us ldki ko kese impress kerta hu …

Ameer ….hi…lgta hai app bhi meri trha yha nye ho ..

Girl ….jee nhi main  yhi rhti hu issi city mai …

Ameer….sath hi apna naam or apna mobile number bhi bta do …esa main nhi kehta kisi film ka dilog tha ..main to bas dilog mar ke dekh rha tha …

Girl …lgta hai app filmo ke kafi sookin ho …

ameer …ji hai vese apki favriout movie koon si hai ..

Girl …..Mugle Ajam …

ameer ….. meri bhi …apka favriout fruit

Girl  … apple

Ameer….mera bhi …apki sabse khubsoorat jgha jise app bhut like kerte ho ..

Girl ……Taj mahal ……

Ameer …….mera bhi apka favriout song …

Girl …..Behna ne bhai ki kalayi pe pyar bandha hai  …

Ameer …vese ye mera nhi hai …

Girl …kyo nhi hai ye apka kyo nhi hai .. kab se bakvas ker rhe ho jab baat rakhi ki ayi to ye mera nhi hai …

Ameer ….app isi bas se javoge …..

Girl ….nhi ji plane manga do ….

Ameer …vese app batain bhut achi ker lete ho …

Girl ….or app pakate bhut ho …vese meri bus Aa gyi ..main chlti hu …

Ameer …kal miloge ….

Girl ….rakhi sath laungi …or tum paise sath lekar ana …

Sameer ….kyo beta kya hua ptai ldki ldki ese nhi patti ….

Ameer ….to kese patti hai ….

Sameer ….main dikhata hu tujhe ki ldkiya kese patti hai ….

Sameer ……hi….monika …

Girl ….mr naam janne ka ye apka style kafi purana ho chukka hai kuch nya try kyo nhi kerte ….

Sameer …..ab tum hi kuch nya bta do sayad apko impress kerne mai mujhe suhliyat pde …
Girl ….tum jese ldko ko main achi trha se janti hu ..tum jese ldke subha se laker syam tak kisi ldki ka picha kerte hai or fir syam ko usko behla fusla ker apna sikar bnate hai …

Ameer ….vese apko kitni baat bnaya gya …

Girl ….stupid I am a news paper aditor ….

Ameer …..oh sorry …vese app batain bhut achi kerte ho ….

Girl …..thanks …

Ameer ...your welcome ….vese main pass ke hi hotel mai ruka hu …

Girl ….mene pucha apse …nhi na no bakwas …

Ameer ….khi app 9xm mai to kaam nhi kerte vo bakwas band ker …

Girl ….agar tum 1 loves bhi bole to tumko maar pdegi …

Ameer …thik hai 2 ya 4 loves to chlenge .na ….

Girl ….ye chapel dekhi hai ….

Ameer ….koon se show room se khreedi hai …or agar apko dusri esi ho chahiye to bta do mil jayegi ….

Girl …..ye chapel  apko pdne wali hai …

Ameer ….kyo ji mene kya apki punjhad [ Tell ]  budka bher liya …

Girl …Tum sabke sab log khde hokar dekh kya rhe ho ….

Peoples…….hme kya jrurat hai madam ji ye sab kuch dekhne ke liye hme 100 rupees ki ticket lgaker theater mai jana hota hai ajj free mai show dekh rhe hai . to kya galat hai …

Girl …..tum sab ke sab ldke pagal ho ….

Ameer ….pagal to app ho madam ji phle to app chote chote kapde pehnker ham jese logo ko jan bujh ker apna sab kuch dikhate ho or jab ldke apke piche piche jate hai to cort or kachheri ke derwaje khat khatate ho …maf kerna phle apne app ko dekho fir dusro mai kami nikalna …..

How to impresh a girl

1 premi  apni premika se bhut prem kerta tha . vo usse milne  daily  mandeer mai jata tha .1 din uski premika usse naraj ho gyi or apne premi se boli ki main ajj ke baad apse kabhi nhi milungi tum ldke jha koi dusri ldki dekhi vhi fisal jate ho …Tum logo ne pyar ko 1 majak bna diya hai ..premi 1 din  ussi mandeer mai gya or uske hath mai 1 botal thi sayad sharab ki ..or jese hi uski premika mandeer mai pervash kerti hai vo uchi awaj mai hanuman ji ki murti ke samne  bola ki ..

Vah…god vah …kya baat hai ..ker diya na mujhe mere dil se juda . kya yhi insaf hai apka .Mujhe mallom hai ki apne mera pyar mujhse kyo china kyoki apke pass khud pyar nhi tha . apko ham logo se jalan hoti hai . kya dosh tha mera yehi ki mene 1 srif ldki ki help ki .ab app hi btao ki agar kisi ldki ki train choot rhi ho or mene uski help ki to koon sa bura kaam kiya ..agar 1 ldki ko bhut sare ldke presan ker rhe thee to main use 1 baar jhuti muti apni ptni bnaker usko bchaya to kya galat kiya ..kam se kam ajj ke baad vo collage ke ldke us ldki ko tang to nhi krenge .agar kisi blind girl ko rasta dikhana galat hai to sorry god main ajj ke bad kisi ki help nhi krunga . apne mujhse mera pyar china hai .lakin main apse kuch nhi chinuga .kyoki main apki trha nhi ..or ha bol dena agar vo mandeer mai aye to ki main hmesa hmesa ke liye ja  rha hu …bye god bye ab to ye sharab hi mere gamo ki dwa hai ..thank you sharab ji ..

Tabhi us ldke ki premika usse boli ki apne sharab pee hai ..tabhi ldka bola ki  nhi nhi to apko kisne bola ki mene sharab pee hai ..smnjh gya main iss bhagvan ne bola hoga  lga le bhagvan jitney bhi dam lgane hai ..meri chugli jee bhar ke lga le …girl boli tumne sharab kyo pee ab to main tumse or bhi nafarat kerne lgi hu ..ldka bola ki agar apne mujhse pyar kiya hota to sayad main ajj yha sharab peekar mandeer mai  na ata ..U know rani tumne mujhe kabhi samjha hi nhi . hamesa mujhe sak ki najro se dekha chahye main kisi ki help hi kyo na ker rha hu …kya kisi ki help kerna fijul hai ..tumko lgta hai ki mene un ldkiyo ki help ki to usmai mera apna svarth tha vo meri girlfriend thi ..hai na ye hi sochte thee na app …agar kal koi ldka apki help kerta hai to kya vo apka boyfriend hai ,,,tum ldkiyo ko baat baat per shak kerne ki 1 bhut bdi bimari hoti hai .kabhi ye nhi dekha jata ki vo bechara kiske sath jar ha hai kyo ja    rha hai uska kya rista hai us ldki ke sath . chahe vo apni sister ke sath hi kyo na ja  rha ho… fir bhi use  gandi najro se dekha jata hai …
Rani mujhe maf kerna mene tumhara kadam kadam pe dil dukhaya hai ..mujhe esa nhi kerna chahiye tha ..sayad mujh mai vo sab hai hi nhi jo tumhe chahiye ..Rani ne kha ki phle ye btao ki tumne sharab kyo pee …ldke ne kha ki ab to mere jivan ka sathi ye hi hai ye har kadam pe mera sath degi ..kam se kam tumhari trha naraj to nhi hogi baat baat pe sakh kerte ho app ye apki trha ski nhi hai ..Rani ne kha ki main 1 sert pe tumse sadhi ker skti hu agar tum kabhi sharab na piyo .ladke ne kha sach . to thik hai main ab kabhi sharab nhi piyunga thank you god thank you sharab ji agar main ajj apko peekar ye drama na kerta to sayad mujhe mera pyar kbhi na milta

                                                       Dosto app log mandeer mai jaker esa mat kerna verna police  mandeer ka poojari, or public  . app logo ko pta hai ki vo  sab apke sath kya krenge …

Aadat

Raju ka sapna doctor banna hai Raju ki family mai Raju ke alawa uski Ma uske father  or uska chacha ramesh hai . Ramesh collage student hai . Raju ke father raghubeer daily sharab se dhut hokar syam ko lotle hai.or ajj to unhone kamal hi ker diya dekhna chahoge kese

Raghubeer…   Raju ki ma kha hai tu la jo paise tune raju ki fees ke liye jma ker ke rkhe hai mujhe de de ..

Santa devi ....[ raju ki ma ]   phle kya kam peeke aye ho jo or chahiye ..

Raghubeer  ….dekh santa jyada mood khrab mat ker chup chap mujhe vo paise de de verna acha nhi hoga

Santa    …daily sharab peekar ana apki adat si ban gyi hai mere ghne  yha tak ki apne mangsuter  bhi bech diya or kya kya bechoge …

Raghubeer   ....  dekh santa jyada bak bak mat ker verna tu achi trha se jaanti hai ki agar mere hath mai kuch aa gya to teri kher nhi …

Santa ....   tum merd log hmesa ham ladies pe havi ho jate ho ham appe hath isliye nhi uthati ki app hmare pti ho fero ke doran hme wachano mai banda jata hai …vo paise mene raju ki fees ke liye rkhe hai .vo paise main apko bilkul bhi nhi dungi ..phle hi raju ki 4 mahine ki fees app sharab mai uda chuke ho …

Raghubeer  .... arre vah ..raat koon si film dekhi thi bhut ache ache dilogs mar rhi ho …jyada mother tresa or sarojni naydu banne ki jrurat nhi jldi se paise do verna ajj main tumhara sara gurror utar dunga …

Santa......ham nari hmesa tum logo ke atyachar sehti ayi hai or iske siva tum log ker bhi kya skte ho ..marna hai na maro , maro mujhe …

Raghubeer…..tu ese nhi manegi tera nasha utarna hi pdega ….dham dham dham

Santa …mer gyi ri ma mar dala bchao ………

Raju….chacha , chacha bachao meri ma ko ,mera bapu meri ma ko peet rha hai …

Ramesh ….esa kya , jldi chlo , Raghubeer kya ker rhe ho kyo mar rhe ho bhabhi ko …

Raghubeer …tu samne mat aa ramesh verna main tujhe bhi bhool jaunga

Ramesh…bilkul , bilkul shi kha tumne ye 2 ghut peekar aksar admi apno ko bhul jate hai …

Raghubeer    …ha main peeta hu apne paiso ki peeta hu ..mera privar main chahe maru ya pyar kru tum koon hote ho mujhe rokne wale …jao yha se apna kaam kro …


Ramesh ….vah … raghubeer vah ..shi kha tumne main koon hota hu tumhe rookne wala ..mera or tumhara rista hi kya hai ..main tumhara lgta hi kya hu …

Raghubeer …ha ha chal chal na kyo bheja kha rha hai nikal yha se pta nhi kha kha se aa jate hai …

Ramesh …jab bde sharab peekar  apne choto ko bhul jate hai to kuch ferj choto ka bhi banta hai …hme bhi apne bdo ko bhul ker ek atyachar kerne wale ko dand dena chahiye

Ek nari ki laaj bchana hmara kertvya hai ….[  Raghubeer ko marte huye …]
Dekh dekh raju ke chre ko vo ab kitna dra hua hai ..tu janta hai ki agar raju pdhega likhega nhi to kya krega . vo choor bnega . daku bnega . choori krega , dake dalega ..

Jab uske pass koi degree nhi hogi to use rojgar nhi milega or agar usse rojgar na mila to vo 1 din bhukha rhega 2 din bhukha rhega …tisre din kisi ki rooti chinega or chothe din kisi ka mardur krega ..5 ve din jab police uska picha kregi to vo hathiyar uthayega ..bhai bnega bhai …or 1 din tere se khud ake bolega ki oh..budhe chal hafta nikal . khokha de khokha …teri kanpti pe pistol tanke bolega ki kal tak paisa aa jana chahiye verna perso tereko suraj dekhna bhi maseeb nhi hoga …or tab tu usse ye bhi nhi keh skega ki beta tu mera beta hai kyoki agar tune usse itna kha to vo sunega nhi jhat se 6 ki 6 tere bheje mai utar dega …kya yhi chahta hai tu ..ye sab dekhna hai tujhe . agar dekhna hai to dekh …apni moot ka saman iktha ker rha hai tu pee sharab or 1 peg is raju ko bhi de ..oye raju chal apne bapu ke sath beth ker sharab pee , mene kya kha chal

Raju…bapu bapu mere ko bhi do na jab app pee skte ho to ham kyo nhi ..


Ramesh ….dekha suna kya kha tere bete ne ab use bhi pila vo bhi jab bda hoga to bolega ki bapu apni pensan ka paisa de na ye jo javani ajj tujhpe hai na vo kal uspe bhi ayegi …jab uske pass peene ke liye paisa nhi hoga to vo tujhe marega …or sayad tab teri akh khulegi ….

Raghubeer      mujhe maf ker de ramesh . is shrab ne meri akhen band ker di thi main kasam khata hu ki ajj ke baad mai kabhi sharab nhi peeyunga …
Apne raju ko khub pdhaunga or bhut bda doctor bnaunga …

God vs man

1 Din 1 sharabi hanuman ji ke mandeer gya or unse bola ki …bhagvan ajj main apko 1 mast sa sher sonata hu vah..vah kerna …Arj kerta hu ..

Ye sharab mene nhi pee  , khta koi mene nhi ki ..
Jab gamo ka bhandar diya hai apne to main kya kru
Fir mere dil ne kha ki beta kalyog hai bhagvan bhi ajj chuti
Per gye hai . utha bottle or jee bhar ke jee

Vese bhagvan apki body bhi solid hai  koon sa gym join kiya hai …
Apke body mai cutting bhut achi Aa rhi hai koon sa product use ker rhe ho ..bta do mujhse bhi kya chupana ..vese 1 peg lgana hai kya . rehne do yaar bin piye app phad utha dete ho peekar to na jane kya kya uthavoge …acha god ye btao ki baki ke bhagvan kha gye hai . khi apne unhe Sunday ki chuti to nhi di lakin ajj to mangle war hai   oho to ye baat hai ..ab smnjha ki app unko chuti per bhejker har mangle war ko special  English class lgate ho ..glti apki nhi hai ab apko to smaj ke sath chlna hai ..jha dekho vha English
Lgta hai apka abki baar devtao mai first ane ka irada hai ….main nhi rokunga apko khub English class lgao ha ek sert hai meri ki jab apko English Aa jaye to bta dena main abki baar English subject mai fail ho gya tha ….u know Hanuman ji mene ajj kyo pee hai ..kyoki ajj mere paise cheen liye . mene socha ki kyo na khud se sharab peekar unpe T . T ho jao..bhagvan 1 baat bolu apse main 1 ldki ko bhut pyar kerta hu or usse sadhi kerna chahta hu ..tabhi bhagvan ji bole murkh , kameene , gadhe , stupid basted , bladiphool …meri sari jindgi dusro ki Ma beti ko bchane mai gujjar gyi or tum mujhse ldki ki batain ker rhe ho …sharabi bola ki bhagvan ji app English bhut achi boll lete ho …Ma kasam apka naam merit list mai Aa skta hai agar app chaho …Tab bhagvan ji bole ki chla ja meri akhon ke samne se ..fir sharabi bola ki thik hai apke piche khda ho jata hu …
Fir sharabi ji bole ki bhagvan ji apne sadhi kyo nhi ki …fir bhagvan ji bole ki dekho us jamane mai na to rojgar thee or na hi hamara kaam kerne ka maan kerta tha .bas agar maan bhi kerta to kisi ke laddo chura liye kisi ka bagicha chura liya …or raven se yudh kern eke baad to hmare riste hi anne band ho gye kyoki us jamane ke ham jane mane diffalter hote thee ab tumko ko pta hi hai ki agar kisi ke pass rojgar nhi to ajj ke door mai uski sadhi nhi ho skti …tab se hamne soch liya ki ham na koi kaam krenge na hamari sadhi hogi kyoki agar sadhi ho bhi gyi to hme ghumna nhi milega na …tab sharabi ko smnjh Aaya ki mujhe bhi ab kuvara rehna hai …

Life of actor

story > khani hai 18 sal ke 1 ldke ki jiska sapna actor or modal banne ka hai uska janam 1 village mai hua . lakin exprience , saport , or money power na hone ki vajah se apna sapna poora na ker paya . usko time to time dhokha mila .


postman > Raju , raju beta tumhara delhi se call letter aya hai .

Raju > aya dakiya uncle . thank you dakiya uncle . main ye khus khbri jaldi se apni ma ko sunata hu

Raju > Ma Ma dekho mera audition call aya hai..

sarda > [ Raju ki ma ] beta akhir kab tak tu apne budhe ma baap ko jhuthe dilase deta rhega

tu phle bhi delhi gya tha na.. or yaad hai tera sara saman chin liya gaya tha or tujhe pistol dikha ker bhga diya tha.. yaad hai tujhe ..

Raju > ha maa mujhe yaad hai lakin ye company ka hai mene kuch hi din phle
enternet se mail dali thi . ki mai bhut achi acting ker leta hu ..

sarda > thik hai beta kab jana hai ..

raju > ma bas isi sunday ko ..

sarda > lakin beta sunday ko to sare ke sare office close rhte hai .

raju > oh.. ma teri sak kerne ki ye adat kabhi nahi jayegi .

sarda > acha thik hai jesa tum acha samjho ...

                            [  sunday ]


Raju > ma mere liye aalu ke prathe or pede bna diye na ..ma jaldi kro main late ho rha hu ..

sarda > beta tu to janta hi hai na ki vivek ke is duniya se jane ke baad ab tu hi hamari aakhon ka ujjala hai tere siva is duniya mai hme or kuch bhi dikhayi nhi deta . apna khyal rakhna

Raju > kya ma fir se roona suru ker diya na . tu chinta mat ker dekhna tera beta jaldh hi tere pass khus khbri leke ayega .

Raju ...in delhi ...

Raju ..hello sir main apke btaye gye address pe khda hu ..

mohan ..1 minut vhi ruko main abhi ata hu ...

Raju...ok sir ...

Mohan ....paisa laye ho ....

Raju ...lakin sir apne to post mai likha tha ki koi audition fee nhi hai .

Mohan ...beta likha tha manta hu..lakin app jante ho ki sabhi artist select kiye ja chuke hai .
ye audition yes chopra ki film dhoom 3 ka tha .

Raju ...dhoom 3 ka

Mohan ..ha dhoom 3 ka . or abhi bhi time hai agar tum sirf 1500 so rupee de do to tumhara kaam ho skta hai ..

Raju ....lakin sir mere pass to sirf 1000 rupee hai ...

Mohan ...koi baat nhi ye to do ...star banne ke baad main tumse baki ke pasee bhi le lunga ...

Raju..ye lo sir ...

Mohan ... tum yhi ruko main bas 5 minut mai aya ...

Raju ..app kha ja rhe ho ...

mohan ...beta tumhare liye ander to jana pdega na ..

Raju ...ok ....

Raju....yaar 30 minut ho gye or vo abhi tak nhi aye ..ander jake dekta hu..

Raju..excuse me sir ..yha audition kha ho rha hai ..

Person.....beta yha to koi audition nhi ...

Raju ... kuch hi der phle mujhse 1 admi bahar bat ker rha tha ..apne usse dekha ..
Person ...nhi beta ..

Raju ...vo sidha ander ki taraf aya tha ..

Person ...beta ye building aar paar hai ..

Raju....oh..no ...fir se dhokha ..lakin mere pass uske office ka nomber hai ..

Person ...1 baar dikhana ...ye to piche wali gali ka std nomber hai ..tum audition dene aye ho kya

Raju...yes sir ..

person...beta 1 kaam kro ..karoll bag mai ajj serial audition hai vha chle jao..

Raju..lakin mere pass to ab pese bhi nhi rhe ..

Person ...beta agar kuch banna hai to ..tumko vha kese bhi kerke jana hoga ..

Raju...thik hai ..sir thank you ki apne mujhe itni achi adwise di ..

                                     [ Karol bag ]

Raju...excuse me ...brother ...kya audition yhi ho rha hai ..


Unknon person...lagta hai ki nye aye ho ...ha yhi hai..

raju...oh..thanks ...

Unknon person....oye .oye ..hero...oye dabang ke salman khan.. kha chla ja rha hai aa...itni bdi line dikhti nhi tere ko ..

Raju...sorry yar ...but mujhe jra jyada jldi hai..

selecter...next ...

raju...sir my self raju...

selector...1 minut mr. raju ..apke pass audition call aya tha ..

Raju ...ji nhi sir ...

selector ...to apne soch bhi kese liya ki ham apko audition dene denge ...

Raju...please sir ...main village se aya hu . mere man mai bdi asaye or kuch ker gujjarne ka jajba hai ..

selector ...tere pass acting certificate hai..
Raju ...nhi ...

selector ...acha ..chodo ..tumne phle kabhi kisi sampoo , saboon, hair oil... ka add diya hai ya .kisi short film mai kam kiya hai ..

Raju ...ji nhi

Selector ...Tumhara bap koi jaj, hai , vakeel hai, koi mantree hai ,,,ya koi bda police officer hai .

Raju ..nahi sir

Selector ...Beta yha usse kam milta hai jiska family backgroung acha ho yha se chle jao ..verna dhkke mar ke bahar nikal diye javoge ..

Raju...ab samjha main ki ye duniya itni adwance kyo hai . app sabko talent se nhi balki peso se matlab hai .talent to apki taraf se bhad mai jaye ..or kitne pese lete ho app is kursi pe bethne ke ..jitni apki monthly income hai na utne ka to hmari bhese chara kha jati hai..


selector ...tu ja na mere baap tu bhut bde baap ki olad hai..tere ko to sidha hero ka roll milna cahiye ..yha kahe ko aya ..or yha to sabko serial mai select kiye jane ke baad bhi kabhi kabhi bulaya jayega ..


Raju...arre manta hu ki mere pass koi certificate nhi hai to kya main actor nhi ban skta .arre manta hu ki mere pass koi exprience nhi ..to kya main actor nhi ban skta ..arre manta hu ki mera baap koi jaj vakeel , mantri ya koi bda police officer nhi hai to kya main actor nhi ban skta ..arre manta hu ki mera familly background acha nhi hai to kya main actor nhi ban skta ..manta hu ki main yha bina call ke aya to kya main actor nhi ban skta ....


selector ...or kuch bolna hai tujhe ...tere pass 10 minut or hai beta jo bhi bolna hai boll le ..


Raju ..ab bolne

ko or bcha hi kya hai ...Ham gareeb log gher se dil mai bde bde arman leker nikal to jate hai lekin hme pta nhi hota ki koon acha hai or koon bura . yha sher mai akar hmari srafat ka fayda uthaya jata hai ..or mere jese na jane kitne raju daily sher mai apne arman leke ate hai . magar afsos ki kuch ko loot liya jata hai to kuch ko galat kess main fsa diya jata hai or kuch ko mar ker train ki patree ya nalo mai fek diya jata hai . ye hamara desh hai iska kabhi kuch nhi hoga . hamari serkar bhi unn logo ke sath mili huyi hai.. din duhade 1 admi ko loot liya jata hai or police bde aram se ese tamasa dekh rhi hoti hai mano yha ramlila ho rhi ho ...main kyo yha lecture de rha hu kyo app sabka time berbad ker rha hu ..chlta hu ..


selector ...arre sun to yaar kha se aya hai tu ..dilogs to bde hi mast marta hai ...
Raju...sir ab or mere jakhmo ko na chedo . sayad meri kismat mai actor banna likha hi nhi..ajj village chla jaunga ..fir se vo hi ghass fus ..sayad meri kismat mai yehi likha hai ..



selector...arre yaar ..sun to ..ye le yha apna mobile nomber or apna naam fill ker de ..soch le tera audition bhi ho gya or tu select bhi ho gya ...
Raju...really sir ..
selector ...apcoss yaar ...