All student Good morning Teachers ,
Teacher.. Good morning children . Main bhasker ajj apki class mai new Teacher hu . Main ajjse apko history pdhaya krunga .ye piche phuser phuser kya ho rhi hai koon hai vha …
All student … sir Rahul or Manish …
Teacher… kya ker rhe ho vha or tum dono to baki ke bcho se siniour ho
Rahul…sir pdhne likhne ki koi umer nhi hoti
Teacher…tum dono ko iss umer mai bhi pdta dekh ker . mujhe bhut acha lga lakin ye btao ki tum dono vha per kya ker rhe the
Manish and Rahul ….sir kuch nhi ham soch rhe the ki agar beanch ke pair kat diye jaye to to beanch ko hmara vjan nhi uthana pdega bojh lgta hoga na beanch ko bhi …
Teacher . Arre tumko pta nhi bde hoker bhi bcho jese saval kerte ho .pagal ho kya ye nerjeev hai inko Dard nhi hota
Rahul..acha sir ye baat hai hme to mallom hi nhi tha ab ham sir ko Beanch marenge , Marenge , Marenge …Dhdam Dhdam
Teacher…..stop it ..arre ye to mujhe pagal lgte hai magar tum sab to thik thak ho chudavo mujhe …Rahul or Manish tum murga ban javo
Manish ..sir ham insan hai panchi nhi jo murga bnenge .or app to hmare guru ho phle app murga ban ke dikavo na …
Teacher. Tumko yha is class tak kis bevkuf ne phuchaya ..
Rahul …pta nhi sir lakin sunne mai aya hai ki koi app hi jesa tha ..
Teacher mujhe lagta hai ki is duniya ke tum dono phle pagal ho
Manish …sir apne btaya nhi ki dusre number pe app ho …
Teacher…kha bevkufo ki class mai bhej diya mujhe
Rahul .. sir bevkufo ki class mai bevkuf hi ate hai ..
[ 2nd day ]
Ab class mai History ke teacher ane wale hai
All student …Good morning sir
Teacher……Good morning bcho..kuch start kre
Student ji sir
Teacher acha bcho panipat ka yudh kha hua tha or kis kis ke beach hua tha …ha Manish ajj manish ne hath khda kiya hai to ajj manish apko btayenge ki panipat ka yudh kha hua …
Manish …. sir 1 baar book mai dekh lu …
Teacher nhi beta ese hi sunao
Manish….sir ye gana hai kya jo mujhe yaad rhega ..main to dekh ker hi soona skta hu agar nhi sunna to kan mai ruyi daal lo main dusre bcho ko suna dunga
Teacher … jab tumhe question ata hi nhi tha to hath kyo khda kiya …
Manish …sir mene dekha ki sabke hath upper hai to mene bhi ker liya hath khda kerne mai koon sa paisa lgta hai …
Teacher….tum beth jao ..
Manish nhi sir mujhe yaad aa gya ma kasam mai suna dunga
Teacher acha sunao
Manish sir panipat ka yudh mere khyal se agra mai Mumtaj or shahjha ke bich hua hoga . na to mene yudh ko hote dekha or na hi mai usmai tha lakin police ko mujhpe ajj bhi sak hai .. isliye to mai har roj school ata hai ….
Teacher …arre yar mere to sir mai derd ho gya kha fas gya ajj
Rahul are sir julab ki goli le lena sir ka derd thik ho jayega or sir mujhe lagta hai ki apko bhi nhi pta ki panipat ka yudh hua kha tha isliye to hamse puch rhe ho ...ma kasam galti apki nahi hai shrabi log aksar shrab pikar ese hi ulte sidhe question kerte hai …
Teacher…ram bchaye is class se
Manish arre sir ram kya bchayenge is class ko ram ko khud hanuman ji ne bchaya tha ma kasam mai daily ramayan dekhta hu ….kal hi ke episode mai hanuman ji ne ram ko bchaya …..
Teacher chlta hu kal milte hai
Rahul …. sir kal kisne dekha hai …bhut achi movie hai app bhi dekhna
[ Next Day ]
Teacher ..ajj ka question hai ki 6 chke kisne mare
Rahul sir ma ki kasam kha ke kehta hu ki mene nhi mare . Principal ji ke hath mai kal bat tha sayad unhone hi mare honge ..or ye kach bhi unhone hi toda hoga .
Teacher arre mere baap beth ja tere se nhi puch rha
Manish…yaar Rahul tune kabhi btaya nhi ki sir apke ldke hai . or tune mujhe sadhi pe bhi nhi bulaya …
Teacher tum dono bhar nikal jao …jao abhi ke abhi
Rahul yaar mujhe to lgta hai ki sir ko bde joor se susu lgi hai …or ajj subha bath room ka gate bhi band tha …agar sir ne paint mai su su ker di to hmari bejti ho jayegi …chlo sab ke sab bahar niklo sir ko su su lgi hai …
[ Next day ]
Teacher ….bcho ajj ka topic hai what is aids
Manish …sir mai btao kya
Teacher ha kyo nhi
Manish ….sir aids 1 bhut hi bhyanak bimari hai .. ma kasam ajj subha hi tv pe bta rhe thee lakin hmari light bhag gyi . kal dekh ke bta dunga .sory sir mujhe jo pta tha vo mene bta diya
Rahul ….. sir mai btao kya
Teacher tum koon sa sekh chili se kam ho
Rahul sir aids is a bhyanak bimari . jha dikhi knya kumari . sabko lge pyari pyari . samjho chalu ho gyi bimari .. sir mere pass esi bhut sari definition hai sunao kya
Teacher rhene do . tumhara kuch nhi ho skta …
[ Next day ]
Teacher tum mai se kisi ko rastiyagaan ata hai
Rahul …ha sir mujhe bhut acha ata hai sunao kya
Teacher tumko sirf bakvas or srarat ati hai tum apni life mai kuch nhi suna skte
Rahul … sir apko khtra hai ki khi sare gama pa wale meri awaj sunker apke ldke ki jgha mujhe na le jaye app chidte ho mujhse meri kabyabi se …
Teacher Thik hai sunao
Rahul 1 minut sir oye serdar ji hamara rastiya gaan koon sa hai
Serdar ji seela ki javani ….
Rahul acha sir suno …my name is seela seela ki javani I am to sexy for you main tere hath na ani ..
Teacher bas band ker mene kha tha na ki tujhe sirf bakvas ati hai or kuch nhi …
Manish …arre sir gussa kyo hote ho main hu na …chlo main sonata hu …Bhige hoth tere pyasa dil mere lge abke saal mujhe to maal kabhi mere sath koi raat gujjar …
Teacher …..tum dono bahar nikal jao gurmeet tum sunao
Gurmeet … long tha laskara o baby tera jaan se pyara …o baby tera jaan se pyara ..
Agar app log chahte ho ki ye khani 1 movie bne plz help me …
Ye khani adhuri hai aage Rahul or Manish ke sath kya hoga ye sab janne ke liye apko mera sath dena hoga . main bollywood tak app sabki duvaye laker jana chahta hu
Main bhi app hi ke jesa hu . Mujhe bollywood mai jane ka chance nhi mila
Socha ki main khud ki web site bna ker logo ko hsaunga . mera sapna to pura na ho ska magar apka entertainment main hmesa ese hi kerta rhunga …..
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