Saturday, 3 December 2011

todays boys


Ye hai 2 dost Ameer or Sameer …Dono 1 number ke lafenge . dono falerti .ajj ye dono ke dono goa mai picnik manane ja  rhe hai  ..inki activity kuch is perkar thi …

Ameer Sameer se ….dekh yaar kya mast mall hai …ma kasam kya fitness hai ..

Sameer ……ha yaar kass usse sirf 1 baar baat ho jaye …dekh kese line de rhi hai …

Ameer…abe ghochu vo tujhe nhi balki mujhe line de rhi hai ….sale chehra dekha hai apna bilkul angad pe gya hai …or abhi teri ummer hi kya hai .

Sameer …kyo be sekh re sekh apna apa to dekh …khud ko dekh Amlate bnane wala najar ata hai …

Ameer ……acha dekh beta mera jalwa ajj main us ldki ko kese impress kerta hu …

Ameer ….hi…lgta hai app bhi meri trha yha nye ho ..

Girl ….jee nhi main  yhi rhti hu issi city mai …

Ameer….sath hi apna naam or apna mobile number bhi bta do …esa main nhi kehta kisi film ka dilog tha ..main to bas dilog mar ke dekh rha tha …

Girl …lgta hai app filmo ke kafi sookin ho …

ameer …ji hai vese apki favriout movie koon si hai ..

Girl …..Mugle Ajam …

ameer ….. meri bhi …apka favriout fruit

Girl  … apple

Ameer….mera bhi …apki sabse khubsoorat jgha jise app bhut like kerte ho ..

Girl ……Taj mahal ……

Ameer …….mera bhi apka favriout song …

Girl …..Behna ne bhai ki kalayi pe pyar bandha hai  …

Ameer …vese ye mera nhi hai …

Girl …kyo nhi hai ye apka kyo nhi hai .. kab se bakvas ker rhe ho jab baat rakhi ki ayi to ye mera nhi hai …

Ameer ….app isi bas se javoge …..

Girl ….nhi ji plane manga do ….

Ameer …vese app batain bhut achi ker lete ho …

Girl ….or app pakate bhut ho …vese meri bus Aa gyi ..main chlti hu …

Ameer …kal miloge ….

Girl ….rakhi sath laungi …or tum paise sath lekar ana …

Sameer ….kyo beta kya hua ptai ldki ldki ese nhi patti ….

Ameer ….to kese patti hai ….

Sameer ….main dikhata hu tujhe ki ldkiya kese patti hai ….

Sameer ……hi….monika …

Girl ….mr naam janne ka ye apka style kafi purana ho chukka hai kuch nya try kyo nhi kerte ….

Sameer …..ab tum hi kuch nya bta do sayad apko impress kerne mai mujhe suhliyat pde …
Girl ….tum jese ldko ko main achi trha se janti hu ..tum jese ldke subha se laker syam tak kisi ldki ka picha kerte hai or fir syam ko usko behla fusla ker apna sikar bnate hai …

Ameer ….vese apko kitni baat bnaya gya …

Girl ….stupid I am a news paper aditor ….

Ameer …..oh sorry …vese app batain bhut achi kerte ho ….

Girl …..thanks …

Ameer ...your welcome ….vese main pass ke hi hotel mai ruka hu …

Girl ….mene pucha apse …nhi na no bakwas …

Ameer ….khi app 9xm mai to kaam nhi kerte vo bakwas band ker …

Girl ….agar tum 1 loves bhi bole to tumko maar pdegi …

Ameer …thik hai 2 ya 4 loves to chlenge .na ….

Girl ….ye chapel dekhi hai ….

Ameer ….koon se show room se khreedi hai …or agar apko dusri esi ho chahiye to bta do mil jayegi ….

Girl …..ye chapel  apko pdne wali hai …

Ameer ….kyo ji mene kya apki punjhad [ Tell ]  budka bher liya …

Girl …Tum sabke sab log khde hokar dekh kya rhe ho ….

Peoples…….hme kya jrurat hai madam ji ye sab kuch dekhne ke liye hme 100 rupees ki ticket lgaker theater mai jana hota hai ajj free mai show dekh rhe hai . to kya galat hai …

Girl …..tum sab ke sab ldke pagal ho ….

Ameer ….pagal to app ho madam ji phle to app chote chote kapde pehnker ham jese logo ko jan bujh ker apna sab kuch dikhate ho or jab ldke apke piche piche jate hai to cort or kachheri ke derwaje khat khatate ho …maf kerna phle apne app ko dekho fir dusro mai kami nikalna …..

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