1 Din 1 sharabi hanuman ji ke mandeer gya or unse bola ki …bhagvan ajj main apko 1 mast sa sher sonata hu vah..vah kerna …Arj kerta hu ..
Ye sharab mene nhi pee , khta koi mene nhi ki ..
Jab gamo ka bhandar diya hai apne to main kya kru
Fir mere dil ne kha ki beta kalyog hai bhagvan bhi ajj chuti
Per gye hai . utha bottle or jee bhar ke jee
Vese bhagvan apki body bhi solid hai koon sa gym join kiya hai …
Apke body mai cutting bhut achi Aa rhi hai koon sa product use ker rhe ho ..bta do mujhse bhi kya chupana ..vese 1 peg lgana hai kya . rehne do yaar bin piye app phad utha dete ho peekar to na jane kya kya uthavoge …acha god ye btao ki baki ke bhagvan kha gye hai . khi apne unhe Sunday ki chuti to nhi di lakin ajj to mangle war hai oho to ye baat hai ..ab smnjha ki app unko chuti per bhejker har mangle war ko special English class lgate ho ..glti apki nhi hai ab apko to smaj ke sath chlna hai ..jha dekho vha English
Lgta hai apka abki baar devtao mai first ane ka irada hai ….main nhi rokunga apko khub English class lgao ha ek sert hai meri ki jab apko English Aa jaye to bta dena main abki baar English subject mai fail ho gya tha ….u know Hanuman ji mene ajj kyo pee hai ..kyoki ajj mere paise cheen liye . mene socha ki kyo na khud se sharab peekar unpe T . T ho jao..bhagvan 1 baat bolu apse main 1 ldki ko bhut pyar kerta hu or usse sadhi kerna chahta hu ..tabhi bhagvan ji bole murkh , kameene , gadhe , stupid basted , bladiphool …meri sari jindgi dusro ki Ma beti ko bchane mai gujjar gyi or tum mujhse ldki ki batain ker rhe ho …sharabi bola ki bhagvan ji app English bhut achi boll lete ho …Ma kasam apka naam merit list mai Aa skta hai agar app chaho …Tab bhagvan ji bole ki chla ja meri akhon ke samne se ..fir sharabi bola ki thik hai apke piche khda ho jata hu …
Fir sharabi ji bole ki bhagvan ji apne sadhi kyo nhi ki …fir bhagvan ji bole ki dekho us jamane mai na to rojgar thee or na hi hamara kaam kerne ka maan kerta tha .bas agar maan bhi kerta to kisi ke laddo chura liye kisi ka bagicha chura liya …or raven se yudh kern eke baad to hmare riste hi anne band ho gye kyoki us jamane ke ham jane mane diffalter hote thee ab tumko ko pta hi hai ki agar kisi ke pass rojgar nhi to ajj ke door mai uski sadhi nhi ho skti …tab se hamne soch liya ki ham na koi kaam krenge na hamari sadhi hogi kyoki agar sadhi ho bhi gyi to hme ghumna nhi milega na …tab sharabi ko smnjh Aaya ki mujhe bhi ab kuvara rehna hai …
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