Sunday, 11 December 2011

Why M alone


A seen when Rajherry and his friend was  traveling by auto but Two Girls was in the car .

Rajherry > wawo kya mast maal hai yaar

Friend >   ha yaar , kash ham unke sath hote

Rajherry > dil se bol raha hai

Friend >  opcose yaar

Rajherry > chal Aaj teri ye tammana bhi pori kar dete hai

Friend > abe kya kar raha hai

Rajherry > uski caar ko rook raha hu or kya

Friend > bhai mujhe nahi marna , main to sister bol ke side ho jaunga tu hi khayio unki maar

Rajherry > Dekhte hai koon maar khata hai or koon pyar

Friend > lagta hai Aaj somvar chadne wala hai .

Rajherry > Ab chup kar or dekh tamasa .

Girl > have u any problem .

Rajherry > no ,

Girl > to fir gadi kyo rooki

Rajherry > mene socha ki meri friend rinki hai

Girl > ab to pata chal gaya na ki main rinki nahi hu . rasta chodo or jane do

Rajherry > apko meri vajah se takleef huyi  so sorry yaar , agar Aap chaho to
                    mujhe maar bhi sakte ho . mera matlab apko distrube karna
                    nahi tha .

Girl >  koi ni aksar aisa hota hai khaskar tab jab ladki gadi chala rahi ho

Rajherry > Aap galat side ja rahe ho

Girl > realy chal ab line mat maar or nikal le

Rajherry > Apko to Actress hona chahiye , kya dilog mara hai yaar

Girl > M already actress , ha ye baat alag hai ki main abhi tak famouse nahi hu

Rajherry > kyo side roll play karte ho

Girl > Ap to aise boll rahe ho jese ki script writer ho

Rajherry > ha apko kisne bataya

Girl > ab jyada chep mat ho or foot yaha se

Rajherry > oye madam badi der ho gayi apko , main to apse pyar se baat kar
                  raha hu or Aap ho ki chadhte hi ja rahe ho

Girl >        saf - saf kyo nahi kehte ki hamare pass ghar tak jane ka kiraya nahi
                 hai .

Rajherry > kyo Aap chod ke avoge

Girl > ye pakdo 500 rupey or khisko yaha se

Rajherry > hey madam inko apne pass hi rakho apke kanyadaan mai kaam
                   ayenge . or vese bhi Rajherry kisi ke muh nahi lagta . khaskar tab
                  jab samne Aap jesi khubsoorat bala ho .

girl >     bala hogi teri ma

Rajherry > meri ma to jab thi tab thi lakin ab to Aap ho

Girl  > get lost

Rajherry > ye road hai tere bap ka gher nahi meri marji main jau na jau

Girl > apke  jesa kamina insan mene Aaj tak nahi dekha

Rajherry > Aaj dekh liya na vo hi bahut hai .

Girl > tujhe to main..

Rajherry > nomber leja mera . date fix karke dekh liyo .


          

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